Look, Sir, this is probably breaking the Magician’s Code or some bullshit, but I’m only up here because my girlfriend transformed me. It was a joke. She works here and if you’ll just wait for her to get back from her dinner break-
Yes, I know I’ve got a price tag, but that doesn’t mean I’m for sale! Wouldn’t you rather have the JennaBustin model? Please.
What do you mean you like my audio feature?! That’s not a feature! Put me down!